If you are reading this, this warning is for you.
Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do ? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments ? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all who claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to think ? Buy what you're told to buy ? Get out of your apartment and get a life. Go see a band.